Yes. You read right. I'm really tired.
I was going to go to bed early today, but I figured I'd stay up and update this webcomic.

Why?

Well, because I owe it to you.
Yup.
I owe it to the good reader of "Hastily Put Together".
I owe it to the person that clicks on http://hastilyputtogether.com every 5 minutes after midnight to see if I have updated.
I owe it to the boy or girl or artificial-sweetener that is expecting a laugh, chuckle, or lolz.
To every hat-wearer or goat-keeper.
To the monkeys and the car-batteries.
And to Iowa. Especially, Iowa.

Just this afternoon I was speaking to a loved one on an instant messenger service and I said, "Loved one, when I die, I want my headstone to say "He just wanted to make the world lolz."
She replied with a " <_< ".
I'm not sure what she meant by that... but it didn't matter.

Do you know why?

I'm not sure either... but what I do know is there's another cartoon up.
Just like there is a new cartoon up everyday on the main page.
How's that for exciting?
"Plenty"?
I say "very".

Oh yeah.