One day, I'm going to get a large army of poker=playing dogs and we'll enter one of those large poker tournaments. We'll go all the way to the finals. We'll be the best team of poker-playing dogs + 1 human ever.

Then... when we're at the final, final, final game, we're going to wager all of our winnings. We'll wait for our opponent to see that wager, and raise a small island in the South Pacific.

At that exact moment I'm going to cue up Bali-Ha'i on the main sound system. The tension will build. Since my Poker-Playing Dogs don't own any islands -- and since I don't own any islands -- we're going to match the stakes the best way we can.

We're going to raise a bone.

'Coz when you have an army of Poker-Playing dogs... what else are you going to do?